Know before you go.

If you are inclined to eat at a buffet at a fancy hotel I suggest that you find out how much it costs before sitting down to eat.

This is how we roll.

For my birthday my friend p2 bought me into a $100 c-lo game. The pot
ended up being 1200 bones. I didn't win. Here is what could have been.

Confidence in your company

I'm in Brussels, Belgium today and figured I had to eat a real Belgian
waffle. There were lots of little waffle stands but I wanted to find
one didn't look to "franchisey" but then I saw the sign on this place.
Amazing

I was recently at the MTV Europe music awards. Here I am in front
Michael Stipe's dressing room. Not the coolest guest I could have
posed in front of but I happened be standing in line here because the
bomb squad wouldn't let us in our dressing room because they thought
we had some explosives in our dressing room because of some pyro dust.

Silly shirts

I wish that silly shirts weren't, well, silly. I found this shirt today and its pretty funny but there's just some things a person shouldn't wear. 

80's Magic

We have been immortalized. The final 80's Magic by Bryan Niven. Everybody check out his stuff

80's Magic

Jordan's Vocabulary, Now with more weapon references than ever!

In an effort to come off more intimidating and strike fear in the
hearts of men I have decided to change they way I spell the word
"actually". From here on out I will spell it "axtually". By adding the weapon reference I think people will take me more seriously. Take these two sentences for example.

"Actually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Or

"Axtually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Its subtle, but I think the second sentence has Billy shaking in his
boots. Keep an eye out for me using new spellings of other words
involving the words "stab" "kill" and "nun chuck"