Silly shirts

I wish that silly shirts weren't, well, silly. I found this shirt today and its pretty funny but there's just some things a person shouldn't wear. 

80's Magic

We have been immortalized. The final 80's Magic by Bryan Niven. Everybody check out his stuff

80's Magic

Jordan's Vocabulary, Now with more weapon references than ever!

In an effort to come off more intimidating and strike fear in the
hearts of men I have decided to change they way I spell the word
"actually". From here on out I will spell it "axtually". By adding the weapon reference I think people will take me more seriously. Take these two sentences for example.

"Actually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Or

"Axtually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Its subtle, but I think the second sentence has Billy shaking in his
boots. Keep an eye out for me using new spellings of other words
involving the words "stab" "kill" and "nun chuck"

Facial hair update

Day 22 facial hair. Day by day I have been receiving more and more
compliments about the beard. Yesterday someone called it a "kenny
loggins beard" which to me is the highest compliment one could receive
about a beard. I haven't trimmed it at all. I just have amazingly
consistent facial hair.

Hello Halo 3

Today I played halo 3. I have recently rekindled my love of halo 2 and
today I got to play halo 3. Its pretty impressive. If you have any
questions go ahead and give me a call. 2 words. Detachable turrets.

I'd like to thank...

Yesterday i was chosen as roadie of the day by Linkin Parks guitar
tech. It was a great honor and it was my duty to bestow the honor upon
someone else today. The trophy reads "for service above and beyond
roadiedom" I'm BA

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