Big Wheelin'

All I want for Christmas...

I saw this at the mall in Kuala Lumpur. Can you imagine the Halo 3 that could be played on this?

Know before you go.

If you are inclined to eat at a buffet at a fancy hotel I suggest that you find out how much it costs before sitting down to eat.

This is how we roll.

For my birthday my friend p2 bought me into a $100 c-lo game. The pot
ended up being 1200 bones. I didn't win. Here is what could have been.

Confidence in your company

I'm in Brussels, Belgium today and figured I had to eat a real Belgian
waffle. There were lots of little waffle stands but I wanted to find
one didn't look to "franchisey" but then I saw the sign on this place.
Amazing

I was recently at the MTV Europe music awards. Here I am in front
Michael Stipe's dressing room. Not the coolest guest I could have
posed in front of but I happened be standing in line here because the
bomb squad wouldn't let us in our dressing room because they thought
we had some explosives in our dressing room because of some pyro dust.

Silly shirts

I wish that silly shirts weren't, well, silly. I found this shirt today and its pretty funny but there's just some things a person shouldn't wear. 

80's Magic

We have been immortalized. The final 80's Magic by Bryan Niven. Everybody check out his stuff

80's Magic

Jordan's Vocabulary, Now with more weapon references than ever!

In an effort to come off more intimidating and strike fear in the
hearts of men I have decided to change they way I spell the word
"actually". From here on out I will spell it "axtually". By adding the weapon reference I think people will take me more seriously. Take these two sentences for example.

"Actually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Or

"Axtually billy I think we're going to do things my way!"

Its subtle, but I think the second sentence has Billy shaking in his
boots. Keep an eye out for me using new spellings of other words
involving the words "stab" "kill" and "nun chuck"

Facial hair update

Day 22 facial hair. Day by day I have been receiving more and more
compliments about the beard. Yesterday someone called it a "kenny
loggins beard" which to me is the highest compliment one could receive
about a beard. I haven't trimmed it at all. I just have amazingly
consistent facial hair.

Hello Halo 3

Today I played halo 3. I have recently rekindled my love of halo 2 and
today I got to play halo 3. Its pretty impressive. If you have any
questions go ahead and give me a call. 2 words. Detachable turrets.

I'd like to thank...

Yesterday i was chosen as roadie of the day by Linkin Parks guitar
tech. It was a great honor and it was my duty to bestow the honor upon
someone else today. The trophy reads "for service above and beyond
roadiedom" I'm BA

Quality Parenting

Facial hair

In past tours I have had many phases of facial hair and this tour
should be no different. Except this time I will chronicle any
significant changes of facial hair. Here is day 1 facial hair.

This was a test

Day 1. Today I embarked on a grand adventure and so far its become a damned adventure. It all began when the kind folks at the u.s. Airways check in desk Said they could get me to atlanta 2 hours earlier and non stop on a delta flight at no additional charge. I of course accepted and was on my way. Upon arriving at the gate i was greeted with a pleasant surprise. My gosh dang flight had been delayed 6 hours! I was then rerouted to orange county and then on to the ATL (shout out to luda.) Now i am sitting in orange county and have just been informed my second flight has been delayed. Ha zaa! On a positive note i just saw my first iphone in the wild outside customers at my former place of employment which, for the protection of the innocent, i will refer to in this blog as S. Mac, wait no, Simply M.

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